All Your Base… in Engrish?

War had started with the A.D. 2101.
Captain: Something happens?
the millwright: Someone the bomb set up us.
Operator: We obtain the signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: The principal screen is attached.
Captain: As for that you! So it is!
Cat: You! How is there a gentlemen?
Cat: Your basis everything belongs to us, it is.
Cat: As for you to destruction there is a method.
Captain: You! What which you say!
Cat: You do not possess your time which makes the chance which continues.
Cat: Hectare hectare hectare hectare...
operator: Captain!
Captain: Take all ' zig '.
Captain: You have known your what which it has done.
Captain: Portable ' zig '.
Captain: Because of large justice.

OMG, I’m laughing so hard!!! As if the original version wasn’t crippled enough!! For reference, here’s the original (O_o):

In A.D. 2101
War was beginning.
Captain: What happen ?
Mechanic: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What !
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's you !!
Cats: How are you gentlemen !!
Cats: All your base are belong to us.
Cats: You are on the way to destruction.
Captain: What you say !!
Cats: You have no chance to survive make your time.
Cats: HA HA HA HA ....
Operator: Captain !!
Captain: Take off every 'zig'.
Captain: You know what you doing.
Captain: Move 'zig'.
Captain: For great justice.

Well?? Your basis everything belongs to us, it is.

Hahahaha. This is just too funny.