Flipping out.

I was driving to INCO today. It’s a 70 stretch, so I’m doing 70 km.

My hood flipped up and smacked against my windshield.

Holy shatnuts, I lost all visibility of the road, so I slowed down to a stop and turned on my hazard lights. The cops showed up at the right moment, cuffed me, read me my rights, and stuffed my Jackie Chan ass in the back seat of their car.

Actually, the officers were quite friendly and helped to tie down my hood with some spare yellow tape they had in the trunk.

Too bad, I would have preferred to be in their back seat instead of working.