I Found The Secret Antidote!!

I was feeling a little sick just now, probably because of the McDonald’s I ate. I swear, they should call that stuff McLaxative, because it makes you use the washroom over and over again. Anyway, I ate some regular-flavored Lay’s chips, and now I feel better! Hahahaha. It must be some kind of secret laxative!! I found the secret!! XD

Now, I will use this LiveJournal of mine to spread the word about… (DELETED)

Hello, everybody. Please disregard my previous statements. Potato chips are not a secret antidote of any type. Asparagus and broccoli are the best foods ever. Join the army.