Sexist

Taking a break from updating, I’m gonna go out on a limb here and rant about something completely sexist – and when I say sexist, you’re already getting the wrong idea.

Look at all the accomplishments men have made. Because of men, we have great advances in technology. We have a better understanding of things around us. Humans sure have come far because of men.

But look at the other side of the coin. Because of men, we also have war, violence, and even though I have no direct proof, I’m pretty sure that many of the other problems on this earth are caused by men.

Women may be meeker, more emotional, and less assertive (in general, of course), but men are strong, assertive, and desensitized to many things. In short, this all adds up to something – women are smart, men just have egos. If a woman was president, we wouldn’t have this problem with the situation in Iraq. Heck, if a woman ruled Iraq, we wouldn’t have had this problem in the first place.

To prove an overbloated opinion or win an argument, men will go to just about any lengths to do it, and it doesn’t matter who or what gets trampled in the way. Men don’t stop to enjoy the simpler things, they tend to like complications in their lives. Men are pretty dirty. How many guys do I know have a clean apartment or house? What a low percentage. Women smell nicer, and there are more neater ones than dirty ones. I won’t count teenagers nowadays – it is a modern age, and it’s pretty hard to find a well-trained lady, but even the most uncouth woman on the planet is probably more courteous and friendler than the most rudest man on the planet.

Women are modest, but I guess I don’t have to really say much about men. They always have something to prove, even if they have to express foot-in-mouth syndrome.

The stupidity-fueled TV show, Jackass. Enough said.

Women want love, men want sex. Women want security, men go with the flow. Women think with their heads, men think with… well, you get the idea.

Everything I said may not hold for certain people. There are some who have lived in extenuating circumstances to change their complete character. But on average, this is probably mostly true. I have a better understanding since my mom raised me – my dad has been more of a fixture than a role model in my life.

So, in conclusion, men suck and women are better. It took every ounce of my will to say all this, especially against the testosterone inside of me. However, I do have a brain, and I try not to listen to my head. Enough is enough, already.