Well, I think I just made my last splurge purchase. My bank recently shut down my Line of Credit so that all I can do to it is deposit money into it. That sucks, and I’m now out a quarter of my income every month until it is paid off. It looks as though paying off my bills is gonna be a little more challenging than I thought.
Oh, yeah. The splurge purchase was the new WarCraft III expansion set, The Frozen Throne. I also picked up the new Monica and Bif Naked albums. Not like I had a choice anyway – I had them reserved, so I was obligated to buy them. Nice excuse, huh? I am a vampire and
I am a vampire and what?
I am a vampire and here is a million dollars?
I am a… Oh, no! I see what’s happened! They got him with a stake through the ‘eart! Oh poor Trevor!
What the heck? Where’d you get that from? You’re such a loser! And I’m not Trevor… my name is Homestar Runner, and I feel that I will be a great asset to your company. If you will look at my resume, you’ll see that I am properly trained in many related fields.
(Sings.) And I will never ever, ever, ever, ever write a song about Sibbie….
I freakin hate Sibbie!!!
And debuting at number 3, it’s “I freakin hate Sibbie!!!”